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The Banjo Players Must Die
Josef Assad
Copyright 2007 Josef Assad
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For Chiara, despite the fact that she will never read or like this book, being a Roman Catholic,
For the unwilling,
For the easily amused,
And for anyone who thinks incense and hard work makes the monsters go away.
Chapter 1
: Them, their Banjos, Him, and Those
Of science and logic he chatters As fine and as fast as he can; Though I am no judge of such matters, I'm sure he's a tal