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Title: The Mathematicians
Author: Arthur Feldman
Illustrator: A. Lake
Release Date: June 17, 2009 [EBook #29140]
Language: English
Character set encoding: ASCII
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THE MATHEMATICIANS
BY ARTHUR FELDMAN
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They were in the garden. "Now, Zoe," said Zenia Hawkins to her nine-year-old daughter, "quit fluttering around, and papa will tell you a story."
Zoe settled down in the hammock. "A true story, papa?"
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