The Hand of Ethelberta, page 239 by Thomas Hardy
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All very harmless and innocent, but without character; no soul, or inspiration, or eloquence of eye. What an eye was hers! There is not a girl among them so beautiful. . . . Tipman! Come and take it away. I don't think I will subscribe to these papers any longer--how long have I subscribed? Never mind--I take no interest in these things, and I suppose I must give them up. What white article is that I see on the floor yonder?'
'I can see nothing, my lord.'
'Yes, yes, you can. At the other end of the room. It is a white handkerchief. Bring it to me.'
'I beg pardon, my lord, but I cannot see any white handkerchief. Whereabouts does your lordship mean?'
'There in the corner. If it is not a handkerchief, what is it? Walk along till you come to it--that is it; now a little further-- now your foot is against it.'
'O that--it is not anything. It is the light reflected against the skirting, so that it looks like a white patch of something--that is all.'
'H'm-hm. My eyes--how weak they are! I am getting old, that's what it is: I am an old man.'
'O no, my lord.'
'Yes, an old man.'
'Well, we shall all be old some day, and so will your lordship, I suppose; but as yet--'
'I tell you I am an old man!'
'Yes, my lord--I did not mean to contradict. An old man in one sense--old in a young man's sense, but not in a house-of-parliament or historical sense. A little oldish--I meant that, my lord.'
'I may be an old man in one sense or in another sense in your mind; but let me tell you there are men older than I--'
'Yes, so there are, my lord.'
'People may call me what they please, and you may be impertinent enough to repeat to me what they say, but let me tell you I am not a very old man after all. I am not an old man.'
'Old in knowledge of the world I meant, my lord, not in years.'
'Well, yes. Experience of course I cannot be without. And I like what is beautiful. Tipman, you must go to Knollsea; don't send, but go yourself