The Yellow Fairy Book, page 189 by Andrew Lang
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with a gun into the distance.
'Hallo!' he shouted to him, 'what are you aiming at? As far as eye can see, there is no bird in sight.'
'What would be the good of my taking a near shot?' replied the man; 'I can hit beast or bird at a hundred miles' distance. That is the kind of shot I enjoy.'
'Come into the ship with us,' answered the Simpleton; and the man was only too glad to join them, and he got in; and the ship flew on, farther and farther, till again the Simpleton from his outlook saw a man on the road below, carrying on his back a basket full of bread. And he waved to him, calling out:
'Hallo! where are you going?'
'To fetch bread for my breakfast.'
'Bread? Why, you have got a whole basket-load of it on your back.'
'That's nothing,' answered the man; 'I should finish that in one mouthful.'
'Come along with us in my ship, then.'
And so the glutton joined the party, and the ship mounted again into the air, and flew up and onward, till the Simpleton from his outlook saw a man walking by the shore of a great lake, and evidently looking for something.
'Hallo!' he cried to him,' what are you seeking?
'I want water to drink, I'm so thirsty,' replied the man.
'Well, there's a whole lake in front of you; why don't you drink some of that?'
'Do you call that enough?' answered the other. 'Why, I should drink it up in one gulp.'
'Well, come with us in the ship.'
And so the mighty drinker was added to the company; and the ship flew farther, and even farther, till again the Simpleton looked out, and this time he saw a man dragging a bundle of wood, walking through the forest beneath them.
'Hallo!' he shouted to him, 'why are you carrying wood through a forest?'
'This is not common wood,' answered the other.
'What sort of wood is it, then?' said the Simpleton.
'If you throw it upon the ground,' said the man, 'it will be changed into an army of soldiers.'
'Come into the ship with us, th