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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100,
by Various
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Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, 13 June 1891
Author: Various
Release Date: September 4, 2004 [EBook #13373]
Language: English
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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
VOL. 100.
June 13, 1891.
VOCES POPULI.
AT A MUSIC HALL.
SCENE--The Auditorium of a Music Hall, the patrons of which are respectable, but in no sense "smart." The occupants of the higher-priced seats appear to have dropped in less for the purpose of enjoying the entertainment than of discussing their private affairs--though this does not prevent them from applauding everything with generous impartiality.
The Chairman. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Celebrated Character-Duettists and Variety Artistes, the Sisters SILVERTWANG, will appear next!
[They do; They have just sung a duet in praise of Nature with an interspersed step-dance. "Oh, I love to 'ear the echo on the Moun-ting!" (Tiddity-iddity-iddity-iddity-um!) "And to listen to the tinkle of the Foun-ting!" (Tid