Punch, or the London Charivari, page 29 by Various Authors
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get it, and if you do get it now it won't be as useful as an old shoe without a sole. Anyhow, I'm bearing the burden, and if we succeed in breaking through it's you that will have the credit of it. If Verdun falls you'll be there in double quick time to take the salute in your shining----
The G. E. Silence, jackanapes!
The C. P. And if we don't get through poor old VON HÄSELER will have to retire. You'll send him your photograph in a gold frame to console him, just as you consoled BISMARCK. Pity there's no BISMARCK now. However, we can't have everything, can we?
(Left quarrelling.)
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"A damaged Zeppelin was observed to descend in the Thames Estuary, and it surrendered on the approach of patrol goat."
The Journal (Calcutta).
This incident is believed to be unique, but German submarines have no doubt before now been accounted for by our naval rams.
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"We give these things long words. We talk of the 'triumph of organisation.' Is it not simpler to say--that when a man knows exactly what he wants done, exactly how every part of it should be done, and can pick a man for each task, and apportion his requirements to what is possible; and then, by far the most important thing of all, can so deal with the many under his command that each is most furiously anxious to do what the leader wants--why then, things go right."--Westminster Gazette.
The answer is in the negative.
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"There is much matter for thinking over in the observations of this 'Student' who was at Sandhurst twelve years ago, and at Oxford later on, and seems to have got the best out of both forms of training--the unhasting and unresting labour of 'the Shop,' which aims only at making competent gunners and sappers, and the easy-going round of University life which enlarges one's sympathy and stimulates the imagination."--Morning Paper.
Judging by his description of