Punch, or the London Charivari, page 9 by Various Authors
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"The fall of rain during February in Exeter amounted to 5.39 inches. During the same month 80 hours 58 mins. of sunshine were recorded, being an average of 2 hours 42 mins. per day. The chief tradesmen of the district are responsible for this gratifying result."
Express and Echo (Exeter).
They seem to be easily satisfied down in the West. If London tradesmen take to purveying the weather we shall want a little less rain and a good deal more sunshine.
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IN PRAISE OF PUSSY.
[Professor ROBERT WALLACE, of Edinburgh University, has been defending the cat as a useful member of society and a defence against the ravages of plague, and encourages the breeding, collecting and distributing of types of cats known to be "superior ratters."]
In these days of stress and passion Feline charms are out of fashion, And the cult of Pasht is coldly looked upon; But cat-lovers may take solace From the words of ROBERT WALLACE, Who's a scientific Edinboro' don.
Cats as lissome merry minxes, Or impenetrable Sphinxes-- Leonine, aloof, impassive, topaz-eyed-- Leave our staid professor chilly, For he clearly thinks it silly To regard them from the decorative side.
It is not their grace, now serious, Now malicious, now mysterious, That appeals to his utilitarian mind; But, when viewed as extirpators Of disease-disseminators, Then he looks with admiration on their kind.
For if cats should ever shun us Rats with plague would overrun us, And they're bad enough on economic grounds; For their annual depredation On the food-stuffs of the nation He would estimate at twenty million pounds.
True, O Puss, romance is lacking In your latest champion's backing, But at least he isn't talking through his hat; And if, after all, what matters Is to have "superior ratters"-- Well, he pays the highest homage to the Cat.
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HEROISM.
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