Kipps, page 199 by H.G. Wells
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ad to be overcome. His first display of this unmanly weakness occurred at the Cootes on the day before he kissed Ann. They were all there, chatting very pleasantly, when the little servant with the big cap announced the younger Miss Wace.
Whereupon Kipps manifested a lively horror and rose partially from his chair. ''O Gum!' he protested. 'Carn't I go upstairs?'
Then he sank back, for it was too late. Very probably the younger Miss Wace had heard him as she came in.
Helen said nothing of that, though her manner may have shown her surprise, but afterwards she told Kipps he must get used to seeing people, and suggested that he should pay a series of calls with Mrs. Walshingham and herself. Kipps gave a reluctant assent at the time, and afterwards displayed a talent for evasion that she had not expected in him. At last she did succeed in securing him for a call upon Miss Punchafer of Radnor Park--a particularly easy call, because Miss Punchafer being so deaf, one could say practically what one liked--and then outside the gate he shirked again, 'I can't go in' he said, in a faded voice.
'You must,' said Helen, beautiful as ever, but even more than a little hard and forbidding.
'I can't.'
He produced his handkerchief hastily, thrust it to his face, and regarded her over it with rounded hostile eyes.
'Impossible,' he said in a hoarse, strange voice out of the handkerchief. 'Nozzez bleedin''...
But that was the end of his power of resistance, and when the rally for the Anagram Tea occurred, she bore down his feeble protests altogether. She insisted. She said frankly, 'I am going to give you a good talking to about this'; and she did...
From Coote he gathered something of the nature of Anagrams and Anagram parties. An anagram, Coote explained, was a word spelt the same way as another, only differently arranged; as, for instance, T.O.C.O.E. would be an anagram for his own name Coote.
'T.O.C.O.E.,' repeated Kipps, very carefully.
'Or T.O.E.C.O.,'