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INDISCRETIONS OF ARCHIE
P. G. WODEHOUSE
It wasn't Archie's fault really. Its true he went to America and fell in love with Lucille, the daughter of a millionaire hotel proprietor and if he did marry her--well, what else was there to do?
From his point of view, the whole thing was a thoroughly good egg; but Mr. Brewster, his father-in-law, thought differently, Archie had neither money nor occupation, which was distasteful in the eyes of the industrious Mr. Brewster; but the real bar was the fact that he had once adversely criticised one of his hotels.
Archie does his best to heal the breach; but, being something of an ass, genus priceless, he finds it almost beyond his powers to placate "the man-eating fish" whom Providence has given him as a father-in-law
INDISCRETIONS OF ARCHIE
BY
P. G. WODEHOUSE
AUTHOR OF "THE LITTLE WARRIOR," "A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS," "ONEASY MONEY," ETC.
NEW YORK
GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
COPYRIGHT,1921, BY GEORGE H, DORAN COMPANY COPYRIGHT, 1920, BY INTERNATIONAL MAGAZINE COMPANY (COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE)
PRINTED IN-THE-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
DEDICATION TO B. W. KING-HALL
My dear Buddy,--
We have been friends for eighteen years. A considerable proportion of my books were written under your hospitable roof. And yet I have never dedicated one to you. What will be the verdict of Posterity on this? The fact is, I have become rather superstitious about dedications. No sooner do you label a book with the legend--
TO MY BEST FRIEND X
than X cuts you in Piccadilly, or you bring a lawsuit against him. There is a fatality about it. H