The Aggravation of Elmer

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Published: 1955
Language: English
Wordcount: 3,546 / 18 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 54.9
LoC Category: PS
Downloads: 2,395
Added to site: 2009.08.06
mnybks.net#: 24912
Origin: gutenberg.org

The world would beat a path to Elmer's door—but he had to go carry the door along with him!

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was the darnedest traffic jam I'd ever seen in White Plains. For two blocks ahead of me, Main Street was gutter to gutter with stalled cars, trucks and buses.

If I hadn't been in such a hurry to get back to the shop, I might have paid more attention. I might have noticed nobody was leaning on his horn. Or that at least a quarter of the drivers were out peering under their hoods.

But at the time it didn't register. I gave the tie-up a passing glance and was turning up the side street toward Biltom Electronics--Bill-Tom, get it?--when I saw Marge threading her way to the curb. She was leading a small blonde girl of about eight, who clutched a child-size hatbox in her hand. Marge was hot and exasperated, but small fry was as cool and composed as a vanilla cone.

I waited. Even flushed and disheveled, Marge is a treat to look at. She is tall and slender

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Average Rating of 3.3 from 3 reviews: ****
2014.07.17
Lisa Carr
***..

A simple, silly story about a boy inventor. His inventions astonish the owner of an electronics store. But some of them bite back.
The childish mispronunciations of the girl are a pretty weak plot device that gets old quickly. The author did correctly predict global warming and the rise of the oceans, though.

2013.12.15
Henry L. Ratliff
****.

(1955) Sci-fi (Inventions) / Humor


From 'Galaxy Science Fiction May 1955.


R: * * * *


Plot bullets



  • Elmer is an inventor.

  • Elmer is only 13.

  • Elmer doesn't know his own abilities.


2009.10.28
ilikerobots
***..

Competently written but uninspired.


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