Here's the behind-the-scenes lowdown on Luna City life and a promoter of Martian dancing girls, vaudeville, and—other things. But remember: stop us if you've heard this one!
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A one-joke story told by a drunk Venusian with a lisp in a bar on the moon. It's a very old joke. The story isn't a complete waste of time, but if your expectations are too high, you'll be disappointed.