knock out Jeffries."
"Who took him up?"
"The elevator boy, I think."
* * * * *
Why is a railroad train like a bedbug?
It runs over the sleepers.
* * * * *
CALLER--Wonder if I can see your mother, little boy? Is she engaged?
LITTLE BOY--Engaged? Whatcher givin' us? She's married.
* * * * *
"I must admit," said the mannish girl, "that I'm very fond of men's clothes. You don't like them, do you?"
"Yes. I do," replied the girly girl, frankly, "when there's a man in them."
* * * * *
When a woman finds her dress does not match her complexion, it is always easy enough to change her complexion.
* * * * *
"My friend," said the long-coated old man, solemnly, "have you made preparation for the day of judgment?"
"Sir," replied the young man, "that's how I make my living."
"Young man!"
"I'm employed in the sheriffs office."
* * * * *
"George, you look exhausted," she said to him as h
