The Rivet in Grandfather's Neck

A Comedy of Limitations

Published: 1915
Language: English
Wordcount: 73,641 / 221 pg
LoC Category: PN
Downloads: 297
Added to site: 2006.02.09
mnybks.net#: 12697
Genre: Humor
Excerpt

does bid us not to put our trust in princes, and, for my part, I never thought that photographs could be trusted, either."

"Scorn not the nobly born, Agatha," her brother admonished her, "nor treat with lofty scorn the well-connected. The very best people are sometimes respectable. And yet," he pursued, with a slight hiatus of thought, "I should not describe her as precisely an attractive-looking girl. She seems to have a lot of hair,--if it is all her own, which it probably isn't,--and her nose is apparently straight enough, and I gather she is not absolutely deformed anywhere; but that is all I can conscientiously say in her favor. She is artificial. Her hair, now! It has a--well, you would not call it exactly a crinkle or precisely a wave, but rather somewhere between the two. Yes, I think I should describe it as a ripple. I fancy it must be rather like the reflection of a sunset in--a duck-pond, say, with a faint wind ruffling the water. For I gather that her hair is of some light shade,--induced,

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