Memoirs of a bar steward

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Author: Scott Evans
Published: 2010
Language: English
Wordcount: 30,722 / 83 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 79.9
LoC Category: PR
Downloads: 1,837
Added to site: 2010.09.03
mnybks.net#: 28887
License: ©

Jacob Cox is 18 and finds himself running his family's new business, a dilapidated bar in a forgotten seaside town. Jacob longs to escape his family of villains, liars and psychopaths. Could the bar be his last chance to make money and get away from everyone he despises? Is his family really that bad or is he actually worse than all of them put together?

To make the business a success he needs help from his dangerous twin brother Miller, his disastrous best friend Curly and his annoyingly cool younger brother Clint. It's a perilous undertaking with monstrous foes and maybe even love (or just deadly sex). If his con artist father, gang member mother, and his sinister little sister Marie don't destroy his plans, maybe, just maybe he can escape.

A screwball comedy about a dysfunctional family who need each other to survive.

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ulder without getting mangled. None of us are members of the AA and we couldn't change the tyre because Miller didn't have a spare one. We ended up walking for about two hours to the nearest service station to give Dad a ring to ask him to come and help us! I keep saying to Dad that I need a mobile phone but he thinks they are a waste of money, just another way to take more money off of the poor, the government's way to keep the proles (his stupid made up word for the working class) down.

During our trek I gave Miller a real good telling off and told him exactly what I and everyone else thought of him. It really annoyed me though because Curly and Clint denied everything I said about what they thought of him, yet they laughed when Miller answered back that I had only changed my mind about moving to Torquay because I was hoping to pick up some nice sailors ass down there! When I pointed out that the only one with homosexual tenancies was in fact him, my oafish brother, because he cried when the bunch of

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Average Rating of 5 from 1 reviews: *****
2010.09.24
carolyn
*****

This book kept me reading. Very comedic, yet not over-rated. I feel it would appeal to a small window of people, however. My sense of humor is a little different than most people I know and this book was perfect for me.


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