Published: 1901
Language: English
Wordcount: 3,325 / 17 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 57.5
LoC Category: PN
Downloads: 486
Added to site: 2006.12.06 15484
Genre: Humor
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The best and the worst in man respond only to woman's touch--unfortunately for man.


Men reason; women do not. Woman has no logic, and judging from the use it is to man, is better off without it.


The present arrangement of society refuses to many the means to live, while forbidding them the right to die when they wish.


Woman generally tries to attract a man's eye, and then blames him for being caught by prettiness and superficial charms. But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.


The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.


Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.


Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.


Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity. Respect is rarely appreciated by her; but compliments are always at a premium, even counterfeits being accepted as greedily as the real.

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