Rogers-isms

The Cowboy Philosopher on the Peace Conference

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Author: Will Rogers
Published: 1919
Language: English
Wordcount: 5,759 / 23 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 72.1
LoC Category: PN
Downloads: 595
Added to site: 2007.02.12
mnybks.net#: 16041
Genre: Humor
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England and Japan had a secret Treaty where England was to get everything south of the equator and Japan everything North, Guess they were going to leave the equator for Ireland,

Japan wanted it put in the contract that she was as good as anybody else If she admitted it why put it in, If a man is a Gentleman he don't have a sign on him telling it,

Tell Japan we will recognize them as soon as they recognize China,

=Peace Table is turning out like all Banquets the speeches are too long,=

Everybody at the Table wants a second helping, And Germany the cook hasent got enough to go around,

They agreed on one of the 14 points that was that America went in for nothing and expects nothing they are all UNANIMOUS WE GET IT,

Wanted to put the LEAGUE of nations in with Peace Treaty, thats like a fellow going into a store and the Merchant wont sell him a Suit unless he uses a Gillette Razor,

Its been a great thing for these Senators if it

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