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A Modest Proposal

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Author: Jonathan Swift
Published: 1729
Language: English
Wordcount: 3,147 / 16 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 27.7
LoC Category: PR
Audiobook: librivox.org
Downloads: 6,048
mnybks.net#: 6765
Genres: Satire, Audiobook
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sh, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt, will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.

I have reckoned upon a medium, that a child just born will weigh 12 pounds, and in a solar year, if tolerably nursed, encreaseth to 28 pounds.

I grant this food will be somewhat dear, and therefore very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children.

Infant's flesh will be in season throughout the year, but more plentiful in March, and a little before and after; for we are told by a grave author, an eminent French physician, that fish being a prolifick dyet, there are more children born in Roman Catholick countries about nine months after Lent, the markets will be more glutted than usual, because the number of Popish infants, is at least three to one in this kingdom, and therefore it will have one other collateral advantage, by lessening the number of Papists among us.

I have already computed the

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