Punch, or the London Charivari

Vol. 152, January 31, 1917

Author: Various Authors
Published: 1917
Language: English
Wordcount: 11,597 / 42 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 75.3
LoC Category: AP
Downloads: 307
Added to site: 2005.02.25
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Genre: Periodical
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circumvent and unwise to push into the sea, the only remaining resource is to apply to the Officer in Charge. I am told, at first hand, that there is as much variety in the reasons urged in support of applications as there is in the manner of the applicants. They attempt to melt him with piteous tales of their future in England, to shame him with gruesome pictures of their recent past in France, to hustle him with emergencies or special duties, or to bully him with dark references to unseen powers. I had a list of them from an M.L.O. himself, who was highly suspicious even of me, until he understood that I only wanted one thing in the world, and that was someone interesting to talk to while I waited for the leave boat to sail. Instance after instance he gave me of the low cunning of my species, to all of which, as I ventured to guess, he had proved himself equal. In the circumstances, as he said, this might suggest some hardness of heart on his part, but I readily agreed, was even the first to state, that the

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