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Punch, or the London Charivari

Vol. 159, July 14th, 1920

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Author: Various Authors
Published: 1920
Language: English
Wordcount: 14,246 / 49 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 75.3
LoC Category: AP
Downloads: 313
Added to site: 2005.08.26
mnybks.net#: 11536
Genre: Periodical
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There is nothing furtive about his movements. His manner is that of one who has purchased the mansion and its appurtenances but does not wish to disturb the sitting tenants. It is his duty to sea that the premises are properly cared for, but for the present he has no desire to take possession. It is beautiful weather and the simple life out-of-doors contents him.

He is a brown rat. I write of his sex with confidence because his urbanity is that of a polished gentleman of the world; no feminine creature could ever display it. A female rat who had bought the house would eagerly try to get in and drive us forth. But not so my rat. He discharges the function of a landlord as considerately as he can; after all, even a landlord must be allowed the rights of inspection of his own property.

At first I regarded him as merely an ordinary intrusive brown rat. I laid down poisonous pills composed of barium carbonate and flour. He did not take offence; he understood our human limitations. He showed by a jaunty cock

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