Punch, or the London Charivari

Vol. 159, October 6, 1920

Author: Various Authors
Published: 1920
Language: English
Wordcount: 12,450 / 44 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 73.9
LoC Category: PN
Downloads: 347
Added to site: 2005.12.27
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Genre: Humor
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the English Game Laws, and that you will have to take a sporting chance.

While you are still in the act of wavering the son of the house says, "Try a little huia."

If you like the look of this specimen of Polynesian poultry you signify your acceptance in the customary manner; otherwise, in parliamentary phraseology, "The Oos have it."

For my own part I fancy that, unless or until some of these unusual fowls are extinct, I shall not visit Polynesia, but rest content with Purley. Our dinner-parties may be dull, but at least one knows one's way about among the dishes.

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[Illustration: _Fed-up Owner_ (_to holiday Artist_). "CHARMING, MY DEAR YOUNG LADY--CHARMING--WITH ONE IMPORTANT OMISSION. YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO PUT IN THE NOTICE ON THE TREE."]

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A BALLAD OF THE EARLY WORM.

The gentle zephyr lightly blows Across the dewy lawn, And sleepily the rooster crows, "Beloved, it is dawn."

The little worms

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