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Little Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor

Volume I

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Author: Various Authors
Published: 1903
Language: English
Wordcount: 44,514 / 131 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 28.3
LoC Category: PN
Downloads: 812
Added to site: 2007.04.22
mnybks.net#: 16666
Origin: gutenberg.org
Genre: Humor

Edited by Thomas L. Masson

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enowned Wouter Van Twillerï--a true philosopher, for his mind was either elevated above, or tranquilly settled below, the cares and perplexities of this world. He had lived in it for years, without feeling the least curiosity to know whether the sun revolved round it, or it round the sun; and he had watched for at least half a century the smoke curling from his pipe to the ceiling, without once troubling his head with any of those numerous theories by which a philosopher would have perplexed his brain, in accounting for its rising above the surrounding atmosphere.

In his council he presided with great state and solemnity. He sat in a huge chair of solid oak, hewn in the celebrated forest of the Hague, fabricated by an experienced timmerman of Amsterdam, and curiously carved about the arms and feet into exact imitations of gigantic eagle's claws. Instead of a scepter, he swayed a long Turkish pipe, wrought with jasmine and amber, which had been presented to a stadtholder of Holland at the conclusio

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