Punch, or the London Charivari

Vol. 150, March 8, 1916

Author: Various Authors
Published: 1916
Language: English
Wordcount: 12,192 / 44 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 76.5
LoC Category: PN
Downloads: 329
Added to site: 2007.10.15
mnybks.net#: 18548
Genre: Humor
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Then we all lined up to receive the Sergeant.

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[Illustration: Mother. "NO, BETTY DARLING, I CAN'T BUTTON YOUR BOOTS FOR YOU. NOW YOU HAVE A LITTLE SISTER YOU MUST LEARN TO DO THINGS FOR YOURSELF."

Betty. "SHALL I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO FINGS FOR MYSELF?"

Mother. "YES, DARLING." Betty. "THEN I DON'T FINK I SHALL LIKE LIFE."]

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Constantinople, Saturday.--On the Canadian front there were outpost duels and local fighting at several points. These skirmishes are still going on."--Evening Paper.

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From a description of a new enemy aeroplane:--

"The whole machine is armoured, and the supper part is shaped like a reversed roof." Provincial Paper.

Trust the Germans for looking after the commissariat.

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