Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, September 23, 1914

Author: Various Authors
Published: 1914
Language: English
Wordcount: 12,018 / 43 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 69.1
LoC Category: AP
Downloads: 291
Added to site: 2009.01.27
mnybks.net#: 23259
Genre: Periodical
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marched away at ease, some of their friends asked them where they were going. They answered to music: "Where the horse goes, we'll go." Wentworth tells me that this opinion was not ill-founded.

Food is my strong subject at the moment, for I have happened to be orderly officer once or twice lately; in other words I have been a sort of detective housekeeper. The first thing I have to do is to see that everybody gets up at reveille--a charity, Charles, which has to begin at home. But it is at the cookhouse that I am supposed to have my most deadly effect. You can see me paying visits en surprise, all the cooks springing to attention and the very potatoes in the dixies trying to look as if they weren't doing anything wrong! The pleasing sensation of importance having passed off, it is then time for me to do something intelligent. It is easy enough to tap a camp-kettle with a nonchalant cane and commence the removal of the lid, but it is much more difficult to cope with the pieces of boiled beef wi

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