ettling in Peru as a cattle-raiser. The probability that the Crown Prince will settle in France for a spell as a watch-lifter is thought to have fired the ex-Imperial imagination.
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A report from Chicago states that, as a result of the prevailing taste for wood-alcohol, a number of citizens successfully revived the ancient custom of seeing the Aurora Borealis in.
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[Illustration: "HURRY UP, JOHNSON--WHAT A TIME YOU TAKE!"
"I CAN'T GET THROUGH THESE BEASTLY TROOPS."]
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"The charm of a pleasing figure depends upon an uneasy fitting corset."
Advt. in Canadian Paper.
Il faut souffrir pour être belle.
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"There would also be great competition for carniferous timber from other countries."
Scotch Paper.
Not so much now that the meat-shortage is over.
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"Dundee leads the way in Scotland in a new phase of sport for ladies.
The innovation was