Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, June 9, 1920

Author: Various Authors
Published: 1920
Language: English
Wordcount: 12,891 / 46 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 82.3
LoC Category: AP
Downloads: 188
Added to site: 2010.01.30
mnybks.net#: 26502
Genre: Periodical

sumed. "'Cecilia,' I should say, 'I have given you every chance, but I am afraid you don't suit. For eight long years I have suffered from your rotten cooking, your ... extravagance ... and so on ... et cætera ... and I regret that I must give you a month's notice, to take effect as from four o'clock this afternoon. You have good qualities. You are honest and temperate and, to some extent, not bad looking--in the evening, anyway. Your idea of keeping household accounts is atrocious, but, on the other hand, you look rather nice in a hammock on a hot summer day. But that is all I can say for you. You have not given me the wifely devotion I expected. Only last week, when I came home feeling miserable, you sat at the piano playing extracts from some beastly revue, when a true wife would have been singing "Parted" or even "Roses of Picardy." Again, you invariably put our child in front of me in all things, such as the last piece of cake or having an egg for tea. I am not jealous of the boy, mind you

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