Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage

Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage
Marcus Alexander Hart
When a hapless human inadvertently rescues a flirty alien heiress, he’s promoted from second-rate lounge entertainer to captain of the galaxy’s most luxurious cruise starship. But can he wrangle his ragtag crew of misfits through their maiden voyage, or will his epic failure trigger the end of humanity? A hilarious sci-fi comedy adventure for fans of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”!

About the Author

Your old pal, Marcus Alexander Hart writes feel-good science-fiction comedy with characters you love and antics that make beverages spray out your nose. He grew up on a steady diet of Douglas Adams, "Weird Al" Yankovic, and 1980s sitcoms, which prepared him for an adulting style that can only be described as "high-functioning hot mess." Marcus lives in the Pacific Northwest with his wife and two imaginary children. See more nonsense at