Cobb's Anatomy

Cobb's Anatomy

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Cobb's Anatomy by Irvin S. Cobb

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It is you that have swollen, not the suit that has shrunk. The buttons that should adorn the front of the coat are now plainly visible from the rear.

You buy another dress-suit and next fall you have out-grown that one too. You pant like a lizard when you run to catch a car. You cross your legs and have to hold the crossed one on with both hands to keep your stomach from shoving it off in space. After a while you quit crossing them and are content with dawdling yourself on your own lap. You are fat! Dog-gone it--you are fat!

You are up against it and it is up against you, which is worse. You are something for people to laugh at. You are also expected to laugh. It is all right for a thin man to be grouchy; people will say the poor creature has dyspepsia and should be humored along. But a fat man with a grouch is inexcusable in any company--there is so much of him to be grouchy. He constitutes a wave of discontent and a period of general depression. He is not expected to be romantic and sentimenta

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I normally have to read a book, and then recommend it to family and friends - not so with this one. My family heard me laughing hysterically and demanded to read it!
Cobb's recollections of excruciating childhood experiences are brilliantly descriptive. I particularly enjoyed the visit to the barber, and as for the dentist...
I'm just glad I printed it out and read it in the bath - it was very, very, funny....
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