Why They Married
She swore that she'd marry the first one who did--
The next day her husband did meet!
When your wife jams her hat on and packs up her bag
And says "I shall go back to mother!"
If you sniff she will say, "Just for that I will stay!" One excuse is as good as another.
SHE LOOKED SO DOCILE!
John Quincy tho' kindly and gentle, declared:
"The man must be master, by gum!"
But his outlook on life, is just what his dear wife
Lets him peer at from under her thumb!
NOT A QUITTER.
Wilhemina's bridegroom failed to show up at the church
So she yanked the driver off the wedding hack,