Roberts: "No, no, Willis! I solemnly assure you I haven't touched a drop of it!"
Campbell: "Oh yes! I know! That's what they always say!"
Roberts: "But I tell you, Willis--"
Campbell: "Oh, all right, my boy! I don't blame you! You have never fallen before, probably, but you're down this time, old man. You have every appearance of being grossly intoxicated, as the reporters say, at this instant. Look how red your eyes are!"
Roberts: "It's loss of sleep. I tell you I haven't tasted the whiskey."
Campbell: "But it's half gone!" He lifts the decanter and shows. "Well, I hope Agnes may never know it, and your poor children, Roberts--"