Sextuplet and the City

My name is Lemon and I have a serious problem: I'm head over heels for a gorgeous Russian ballet dancer. When my plan to get him out of my system goes horribly awry (and by that, I mean he catches me with my pants down in the most literal sense), I find myself blackmailed into a green card marriage with said dreamboat. The only thing is: I'm totally in love with my fake husband.