Knocking the Neighbors

Author: George Ade
Published: 1911
Language: English
Wordcount: 26,097 / 80 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 63.6
LoC Category: PS
Downloads: 1,162
Added to site: 2006.11.17
mnybks.net#: 15266
Origin: gutenberg.org
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The Galloping Pilgrim
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Two Philanthropic Sons
The Juvenile and Mankind
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The Local Pierpont
The Life of the Party
The Galumptious Girl
Everybody's Friend and the Line-Bucker
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The Long and Lonesome Ride
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The Boy Who Was Told
The Night Given over to Revelry
He Should Have Overslept
The Dancing Man
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The Old-Fashioned Prosecutor
The Unruffled Wife and the Gallus Husband
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n the Grave, had somewhat loosened the fresh Earth.

Bertrand had Modern Plumbing put into the Old House and built a Porte Cochere on the Side and moved a lot of Red Velvet Furniture into the Parlor. Some said that the Moaning Sound heard at Night was only the Wind in the Evergreens, but others allowed that it was the returned Spirit of the Loan Agent checking over the Expenses.

Isabel stopped wearing Things that scratched her and began ordering from a Catalogue, because the Local Dealers didn't carry anything but Common Stuff. Also she began to Entertain, and the first time she served Hot-House Asparagus in January, the House rocked on its Foundations.

Bertrand soon knew the Difference between a Rickey and a Sour and was trying to pretend to let on to be fond of the Smoky Taste in that Imported Article which has done so much to mitigate the Horrors of Golf.

In the meantime, Isabel had got so far along that she could tell by the Feel whether the Goods were real or only Mercerized, a

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2011.08.26
Carlye
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Very valid, pithy, succicnt, and on point. WD.


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