One Third Off

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Author: Irvin S. Cobb
Published: 1921
Language: English
Wordcount: 18,382 / 60 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 51.9
LoC Category: PS
Audiobook: www.archive.org
Downloads: 865
Added to site: 2005.07.04
mnybks.net#: 10745
Genres: Humor, Games, Audiobook

The author's hilarious attempt at weight-loss is chronicled in detail.

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the fugitive it was his intention, as an earnest or token of his displeasure, to eat that Injun's liver raw. Some versions say he mentioned liver rare, but the commonly accepted legend has it that the word used was raw. With this he put the spur to his steed's flank and was soon but a mere moving speck in the distance.

Now there was never offered any direct proof that our hero, in pursuance of his plan for teaching the Indian a lesson, actually did do with regard to the latter's liver what he had promised the bystanders he would do; moreover, touching on this detail he ever thereafter maintained a steadfast and unbreakable silence. In lieu of corroborative testimony by unbiased witnesses as to the act itself, we have only these two things to judge by: First, that when Mr. Watkins returned in the dusk of the same day he was wearing upon his face a well-fed, not to say satiated, expression, yet had started forth that morning with no store of provisions; and second, that on being found in a dece

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