Worrying Won't Win

Author: Montague Glass
Published: 1918
Language: English
Wordcount: 54,493 / 163 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 73.8
LoC Category: PR
Downloads: 894
Added to site: 2010.08.03
mnybks.net#: 28620
Origin: gutenberg.org
Genres: Humor, War

The inimitable Abe and Mawruss view the war from their practical, humorous standpoint, to the delight of all readers. American politics and European statesmanship in the idiom of the garment trade are as funny as a sedate business man in a masquerade garment.

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in which the ex-ambassador said that people had not yet begun to realize what the war really meant.

"Maybe they don't," Morris Perlmutter agreed, "but for every feller which 'ain't begun to realize what this war really and truly means, Abe, there is a hundred other fellers which 'ain't begun to realize what a number of people there is which goes round saying that people 'ain't begun to realize what this war really and truly means, y'understand. Also, Abe, the same people is going round begging people which is just as patriotic as they are that they should brace up and be patriotic, y'understand, and they are pulling pledges to hold up the hands of the President on other people who has got similar pledges in their breast pockets and pretty near beats 'em to it, understand me, and that's the way it goes."

"Well, if one time out of a hundred they strike somebody who really and truly don't realize what the war means, like you, Mawruss," Abe began, "why, then, their time ain't entirely wasted, neithe

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