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The Gentle Grafter

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Author: O. Henry (William Sidney Porter)
Published: 1908
Language: English
Wordcount: 45,688 / 131 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 81
LoC Category: PS
Series: Queen's Quorum
Downloads: 3,279
Added to site: 2005.12.19
mnybks.net#: 11741
Origin: gutenberg.org

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e of the chief of the Choctaw Nation, while gathering truck to garnish a platter of boiled dog for the annual corn dance.

"Business hadn't been good in the last town, so I only had five dollars. I went to the Fisher Hill druggist and he credited me for half a gross of eight-ounce bottles and corks. I had the labels and ingredients in my valise, left over from the last town. Life began to look rosy again after I got in my hotel room with the water running from the tap, and the Resurrection Bitters lining up on the table by the dozen.

[Illustration: "Life began to look rosy again..."]

"Fake? No, sir. There was two dollars' worth of fluid extract of cinchona and a dime's worth of aniline in that half-gross of bitters. I've gone through towns years afterwards and had folks ask for 'em again.

"I hired a wagon that night and commenced selling the bitters on Main Street. Fisher Hill was a low, malarial town; and a compound hypothetical pneumocardiac anti-scorbutic tonic was just what I di

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