Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor

(Poems and Yarns)

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Author: Bill Nye (Edgar Wilson Nye)
Published: 1900
Language: English
Wordcount: 44,118 / 127 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 75.9
LoC Category: PN
Downloads: 977
Added to site: 2009.09.30
mnybks.net#: 25424
Origin: gutenberg.org
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r as I did. Extravagant cordiality and overflowing hospitality have always kept my birthplace back.


[Illustration: Never Talk Back.]

Never talk back! sich things is ripperhensible; feller only "corks" hisse'f that jaws a man that's hot; In a quarrel, of you'll only keep your mouth shet and act sensible, The man that does the talkin'll git worsted every shot!

Never talk back to a feller that's abusin' you-- Jest let him carry on, and rip, and cuss and swear; And when he finds his lyin' and his dammin's jest amusin' you, You've gut him clean kaflummixed, and you want to hold him there!

Never talk back, and wake up the whole community, And call a man a liar, over law, or Politics,-- You can lift and land him furder and with gracefuller impunity With one good jolt of silence than a half a dozen kicks!


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