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Punch, or the London Charivari

Subtitle Vol. 150, April 12, 1916
Category Periodical
Language English
Published 1916
Word count 11,703
Excerpt

ew kind words to the Lady in the Case, who appeared to take it all very much as a matter of course, and with her discussed future dispositions. The Army and the Bar were negatived at once; it was suggested (not by us) that we have already in our small family an example sufficiently fortunate of both. He will be a sailor or a financier. There is something about sailors; it is always a pleasure and a pride to take one of them out to dinner in a public place, especially if he's your own. On the other hand the financier alternative is suggested with a view to the possibility (as things tend) that it may be he who has to take us out to dinner.

Yours ever, HENRY.

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[Illustration: Mistress. "WELL, JANE, WHAT SORT OF NEWS HAVE YOU FROM YOUR YOUNG MAN AT THE FRONT?"

Jane. "FATAL, MUM."

Mistress. "DEAR, DEAR! I'M VERY SORRY----"

Jane. "YES, MUM. 'E'S BROKE IT OFF, MUM."]

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