Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 17, 1914
Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, June 17, 1914
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he floor, "a brigade of Guards, by subtle movements, drove the masqueraders, who were to form the audience, behind the barricades." Now, were I a member of the House of Commons--as some day I may be--I would make it my business to stand up in my place and fearlessly demand of the Minister for War an explanation as to how these men of blood came to be admitted to a Peace festival. Was it with his knowledge that they were present? and, if so, was it with his consent? I should also desire to know whether the cost of the expedition would fall upon the British tax-payer.
I am, Sir, Yours, etc., (Rev.) AMOS BLICK.
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AMENDING A BILL.
As the drought wore on to its third day I began to perceive that siphoning the pinks with soda-water out of the dining-room window was insufficient to meet the crisis. I rang up the nearest fire station and told them in my most staccato tones that the garden was being burnt to a cinder and would they please--but they rang off suddenly without making a
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