Jokes For All Occasions

Selected and Edited by One of America's Foremost Public Speakers

Author: Anonymous
Published: 1921
Language: English
Wordcount: 70,834 / 223 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 72.1
LoC Category: PN
Downloads: 10,110
Added to site: 2007.04.16
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Origin: gutenberg.org
Genres: Instructional, Humor
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The ways of telling a story are as many as the tellers themselves. It is impossible to lay down precise rules by which any one may perfect himself in the art, but it is possible to offer suggestions by which to guide practise in narration toward a gratifying success.

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t's a good thing we're not in that crowd."

In spite of the gruesome setting and the gory antics of the bull, the story is amusing in a way quite harmless. Similarly, too, there is only wholesome amusement in the woman's response to a vegetarian, who made her a proposal of marriage. She did, not mince her words:

"Go along with you! What? Be flesh of your flesh, and you a-living on cabbage? Go marry a grass widow!"

The kindly spirit of British humor is revealed even in sarcastic jesting on the domestic relation, which, on the contrary, provokes the bitterest jibes of the Latins. The shortest of jokes, and perhaps the most famous, was in the single word of Punch's advice to those about to get married:

"Don't!"

The like good nature is in the words of a woman who was taken to a hospital in the East End of London. She had been shockingly beaten, and the attending surgeon was moved to pity for her and indignation against her assailant.

"Who did this?" he demanded. "

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Average Rating of 4 from 1 reviews: ****
2012.02.08
hasibul
****.

A huge collection of body shaking jokes. The best thing was author separeted jokes in catagories. Read it.


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