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50 Bab Ballads, vol 1

Much Sound and Little Sense

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Author: W.S. Gilbert
Published: 1884
Language: English
Wordcount: 28,601 / 87 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 79.2
LoC Category: PN
Audiobook: www.archive.org
Downloads: 7,880
mnybks.net#: 2843
Genres: Humor, Audiobook, Poetry
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mated!

Ballad: TO MY BRIDE--(WHOEVER SHE MAY BE.)

Oh! little maid!--(I do not know your name
Or who you are, so, as a safe precaution
I'll add)--Oh, buxom widow! married dame!
(As one of these must be your present portion)
Listen, while I unveil prophetic lore for you,
And sing the fate that Fortune has in store for you.

You'll marry soon--within a year or twain -
A bachelor of circa two and thirty:
Tall, gentlemanly, but extremely plain,
And when you're intimate, you'll call him "BERTIE."
Neat--dresses well; his temper has been classified
As hasty; but he's very quickly pacified.

You'll find him working mildly at the Bar,
After a touch at two or three professions,
From easy affluence extremely far,
A brief or two on Circuit--"soup" at Sessions;
A pound or two from whist and backing horses,
And, say three hundred from his own resources.

Quiet in harness; free from serious vice,
His faults are not particularly s

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