The Facts Concerning The Recent Carnival of Crime in Connecticut

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Author: Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
Language: English
Wordcount: 6,866 / 26 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 65.6
LoC Category: PS
Downloads: 2,040
mnybks.net#: 7047
Genre: Satire
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cate of the practice. Well, the sight of her handwriting reminded me that I way getting very hungry to see her again. I easily guessed what I should find in her letter. I opened it. Good! just as I expected; she was coming! Coming this very day, too, and by the morning train; I might expect her any moment.

I said to myself, "I am thoroughly happy and content now. If my most pitiless enemy could appear before me at this moment, I would freely right any wrong I may have done him."

Straightway the door opened, and a shriveled, shabby dwarf entered. He was not more than two feet high. He seemed to be about forty years old. Every feature and every inch of him was a trifle out of shape; and so, while one could not put his finger upon any particular part and say, "This is a conspicuous deformity," the spectator perceived that this little person was a deformity as a whole--a vague, general, evenly blended, nicely adjusted deformity. There was a fox-like cunning in the face and the sharp little eyes, an

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Average Rating of 5 from 1 reviews: *****
2012.10.04
Sardo Weems
*****

A short piece by Twain, good, as always. He takes an allegory literally and bends it all out of shape, dragging it to its logical conclusion.

Funny and self-effacing. He was a master, even in his minor stuff.


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