Satirical Prose (Bulgarian)
Satirical Prose (Bulgarian)
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äó çàíÿòèÿòà íà ìàãàðåòî è ðàáîòàòà íà
åôåíäåòî è ÷åðèáàøèÿò? Ôèëîñîôúò ñ äúëãèòå óøè íîñè íà ãúðáà ñè: äúðâà,
âîäà, áðàøíî, õîðà, è ñ òîâà ïðèíàñÿ ãîëÿìà ïîëçà, à åôåíäåòî èçäàâà
îðãàíà íà øïèîíèòå "Òóðöèÿ", à ÷åðèáàøèÿò - îðãàíà íà èäèîòèòå "Ïðàâîòî" è
ñ òîâà ïðèíîñÿò âðåäà; ôèëîñîôúò âúðøè ñàìî îíîâà, ùî ìîæå, à ÷åðèáàøèÿò
ñè÷êî, ùî íå ìîæå; ìàãàðåòî íèêîãà íå ëúæå, à åôåíäåòî ãî å ñðàì äà êàæå
íÿêîãà ïðàâî; ìàãàðåòî ïîñòè è çàòîâà ùå îòèäå â õðèñòèÿíñêèÿ ðàé, Ãåíîâè÷
ÿäå ïèëàô è ùå îòèäå â êî÷èíàòà íà Ìîõàìåäà - à ÷åðèáàøèÿò, êîéòî â òóðñêî
ñåëî äúðæè ðàìàçàí, à â áúëãàðñêî ÿäå ñëàíèíà, òîé íà îíÿ ñâÿò ùå ÿäå îò
êîðèòîòî íà Ãèëäåáðàíäà.
À-õà, èìà åäíî íåùî, çà êîå, àêî ñå óëîâè áúëãàðñêèÿò çîîëîã, ùå ìîæå äà îáîðè ìíåíèåòî íè. Òî íå å òúé âàæíî, òà ìîæåõìå äà ãî ïðåìúë÷èì, íî "ïîíåæå îáà÷å ñúðöåòî ìè ïëà÷å çà ìîÿ íàðîä", êàêòî êàçâà ã-í Âåëèêñèí â åäíî ñòèõîòâîðåíèå, ùå ãî êàæåì: þëàðÿò! Þëàðÿò è ñàìàðÿò! -Çâúí÷àòèé Ãëóì÷î", âìåñòî äà ãîâîðè ãëóïîñòè, äîáðå áè ñòîðèë äà ïðèêà÷è þëàðÿ íà åôåíäåòî, à ñàì
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FEATURED AUTHOR - Aaron Ryan lives in Washington with his wife and two sons, along with Macy the dog, Winston the cat, and Merry & Pippin, the finches. He is the author of the "Dissonance" series, several business books on multimedia production penned under a pseudonym, as well as a previous fictional novel, "The Omega Room." Aaron has always had a passion for storytelling. When he was in second grade, he was tasked with writing a creative assignment: a fictional book.