Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, March 25, 1914

"General Bakery and Confectionery. We carry a large stock in both lines. Get the Richardson Bread habit. It will tickle you."

Daily News (Port Arthur, Canada).

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"ITALIAN WAR MEDALS.

(From Our Own Correspondent).

War vessels were distributed to the troops to-day in the Piazza Pledisato."

Standard of Buenos Aires.

Much better to have stuck to the first idea and given them medals.

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The Oxford Ducks.

"Going up a good water they rowed a minute at 32, but otherwise were only waddling."--Yorkshire Evening Post.

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[Illustration: Recruiting Sergeant. "NOW, I CAN TELL CHARACTER WHEN I SEE IT, SO MARK MY WORDS. IF YOU JOIN NOW YOU'LL BE A SWANKIN' GENERAL IN FIVE YEARS."]

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POPULAR MISCONCEPTIONS.

["Lord Northcliffe rarely sees and never reads a letter, being mainly nowadays engaged in golf and travel."--Daily Mail.]

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