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Author: Andrew Lang
Published: 1887
Language: English
Wordcount: 15,206 / 52 pg
Flesch-Kincaid Reading Ease: 81.3
LoC Category: PR
Downloads: 1,023
Added to site: 2010.05.12 27709

A parody of H. Rider Haggard's "She."

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y away in a fitting box, even as Set concealed Osiris. Then came my maidens and tidied him away, as is the wont of these accursed ones. From that hour, even until now, has no man nor woman known where to find him, even Jambres the magician. For though the mummifying, as thou shalt not fail to discover, was in some sort incomplete, yet the tidying away and the losing were so complete that no putting forth of precious papyri into cupboards beneath flights of stairs has ever equalled it.

'Now, therefore, shall I curse these maidens, even in Amenti, the place of their tormenting.

'Forget them, may they be eternally forgotten.

'Curse them up and down through the whole solar system.'

'This is very violent language, my dear,' said I.

'Our people swore terribly in Egypt,' answered Leonora, calmly.

'But it is vain, no woman can curse worth a daric.[10]

[10] From the use of the word daric I conjecture that Leonora's ances



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